October 13, 2004

  • 不跟原著兼白痴片警告－－生化危機2 (Resident Evil 2)

    今天連開三個必須帶腦和眼耳口鼻參與的會議，很像樣的簡介了預備好的計劃，空堂時還清了一些必須改好的卷，好應該獎勵一下自己。

    獎勵的方法是和旺財與KW去看RE2，我們明知不會好看，但因為我們都是RE 電腦版的忠實Fans，不得不去看看，至少看了不滿意便痛責其非。

    上次提到的絕對爛片Alien vs Predator的導演是今次RE2的監製，信心已經不大，但看完真的不得不說句「唉」。

    好像一個小說版射雕的Fans去看電影版，卻發現導演把它拍得像成龍的滑稽功夫片，還要有一場郭靖和金輪法王比試醉拳一樣......

    那班白痴製作人究竟有沒有見過RE？他們竟然把RE的成功元素通通放棄，然後把它當通俗版Matrix來拍??????????簡直跟土共治港一般見識。

    最後，有spoiler，想遲些看的人不要再看下去。

     

     

    為什麼一個從未用過槍，在片中前段只會叫和逃跑的女記者，會聽人「老點」分頭行事，離開同伴，單獨走進四處都有怪獸和喪屍的恐怖建築，然後被喪屍五馬分屍？明明先前三人合力也打不死那些Brain Sucker怪獸，為什麼那班人會突然認為自己可分開單獨行動？

    為什麼我們最可怕的追蹤者，會變成一件白痴生物，還要跟女主角打擂台（我不是打錯字，真的是打擂台）？為什麼無端端變了功夫片？在Game中令人聞風手震的追蹤者打功夫....天啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    白痴白痴白痴！

Comments (1)

  • A warm advice to those Alien, Predator and RE hardcore fans – don’t see the productions of this director/producer. There is no point for you to see something insulting your favourites. However, as Kursk and I are only the fans of A,P and RE, I think we will go to see RE3, with high expectation of being cheated again.

    As the stories of both RE2 and AVP are not actually ended, I suggest the director/producer to make a film crossover with Aliens, Predator and Zombies. The story can be like this:

    Sometime after RE2 and AVP, the Predators visit the Earth again (no need for the reason as the film doesn’t need that). By that time, only a few humans left as the Earth is contaminated by T-virus. The Predators then go to Egypt and awake the Aliens in the pyramid (no reason again) and fight together with the human survivors against the undeads.

    To make this movie match with the style of the whole saga, there should be a scene where the Alien, the Predator and the human evidenced some kind of friendship towards each other.

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