December 1, 2006

  • 教師關鍵字

    關鍵字1 - 改簿

    改簿是教師的主要工作之一。問十個教師,應該會有十點五人說怕改簿,不過怕不等於不做,因為功課不可不給,給了功課就不能不改。日間工作完成,回到家中,吃過飯,已是九時,然後開始改簿,改至第三、四本,開始出現昏迷狀態,到了第五本簿,眼前一黑,醒來已是半夜三時。

    陳奕迅和谷祖琳主演的「幽靈人間2」,甚少人提及。當中谷祖琳是個教師,她在晚上改簿,改了一本又一本,點知本本簿都寫滿「死」字....

    有時候,改簿至半夜,隨時變谷祖琳。

    有時候,為了專心改簿,遠離家中的電視和電腦,或者教員室的雜務和應對,會選擇到一些「鐵竇」改簿。不少教師都有自己的鐵竇,例如某間coffee shop、某院校的common area。

    我的鐵竇是春園街Pacific Coffee和莊士敦道的24小時麥記。前者舒服又少人;後者開24小時,最重要是很難睡著。

    下一個關鍵字是「開放日」。明天(星期六)是小弟學校的開放日,有興趣來看看吧。開放日完成後再寫。

Comments (11)

  • 如果是教中/英文的老師,關鍵字1,一定是改文!!!! 以前老爹教Band 3/4學校(那時還是分5個bands)中文,改文慘過牙痛... 每逢周末/長假都要預留大段時間改文!!!

  • 老師,你咁講法可能會吸引學生去果D地方「捕」你......

    改中文作文可以想像好恐怖......

  • 點知本本簿都寫滿「死」字

    wahahhahahhahhahahahhhahahahhahaha......... sooooo funny.

  • 公開了自己的鐵竇,不怕給同學仔們踢竇嗎?

  • 哇哈哈,正所謂狡兔三窟,kursk老兄一定有一座不钫鋼竇啦!!

    另,你看過那則小學老師用橡皮擦掉學生試卷的本地新聞嗎??

  • 直情係超時空要塞。

    未聽過果單野bor,個同工谷祖琳隻鬼上左身呀?

  • 回樓上:
    相信網主已經做左保密工夫架啦
    最怕佢的學生是某版的人就大件事~

  • 某版的人也不是洪水猛獸,我呢d面面俱圓,唔會無情情得罪人。

  • 又係關鍵字-3-
    唔好喇掛-v-"" 平日已經聽了不少關鍵字XDD
    咁在鐵竇改簿係咪真係可以提升改簿效率呢?

  • 我諗我都就黎要搵個鐵竇做功課架喇。

  • I agree with you. I am quite a sensitive person and I love to be quiet. I need to be really concentrated in order to do my job well. That's why the thing that I hate most about my staff room is the way my colleagues speak and chit-chat in the room. They talk so loudly that everyone can hear. 正所謂「三個女人一個墟」(roughly translated as "three women make a marketplace")。I don't really want to hear the content of their chit-chatting --- I'm not interested to do so.

    Sometimes I just want to shut myself in a room where nobody would be able to find me, with a cup of my favourite floral tea and a few piles of homework (not more than 3 piles), and then do my marking quietly. People would say that I am not sociable --- yet I do hope that they would understand my need to be quiet.

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